WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
Chinese man pledges love with 999 boxes of condoms, bouquet fashioned from G-strings
Aw: The woman was astonished as he pledged his love and said a man on average only had sex 6,000 times in his lifetime, and he wanted every one of those times to be with her, the report said.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Check the expiration date and view the number as a goal
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 29, 2016 at 06:46 AM
"Astonished" is certainly a polite way of describing her reaction to being invited to serve as his girlfriend/sex-kitten. If he's good for 6,000 trysts, I suppose that's what true love is all about, though your Porsche's mileage may vary.
Posted by: Capisce | September 29, 2016 at 07:17 AM
Once they get married the other 999 boxes will be superfluous.
What? I kid.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 29, 2016 at 08:01 AM
...but, not have children. The Nookie Cookies were special.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 29, 2016 at 09:29 AM
I think it was a SERIOUIS mis-translation of "99 Red Balloons" by Nema, which itself was a mis-translation of 99 Luftballoons, one of Hitler's bombing campoaigns against England. Or so I hear.
Posted by: funny man | September 29, 2016 at 11:32 AM
Such a sweet story. I think I'm gonna cry......
Posted by: LeDud | September 29, 2016 at 11:59 AM
Really? 6,000 times? I have a lot to catch up.
Posted by: Qaz | September 29, 2016 at 12:18 PM
I hope Hallmark doesn't get any ideas from this.
Posted by: clankie | September 29, 2016 at 12:57 PM
Karnak predicts many unused condoms in man's future.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 29, 2016 at 05:55 PM