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September 23, 2016

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CONSTITUTION

Iowan Busted For Measuring Self With Ruler

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

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What exactly was he charged with? Sheesh. Donald (Mr. Testosterone) Trump does this daily on the campaign trail and you don't see anyone complaining, do you?

Yardsticks are best.

Jeff - Did he carry a micrometer?

I guess he couldn't measure up...

"...Morgan was booked into the Johnson County jail..."

Seems appropriate.

I have friends who consi-*WHACK!* ow, cut it out you guys...

Jeff - He was charged under the Iowa Penil Code.

It is unclear from the complaint whether the rulers were homemade.
I think one of my Georgia cousins used to work in a cardboard penis ruler factory. btw, my maiden name is Johnson so watch it.

nursecindy, cardboard penis ruler artisans are a dying breed. I hope your cousin's factory wasn't one that was moved to Mexico.

And I would never, ever watch your Johnson, I promise.

Couldn't have been an engineering student, else he'd have used a slide rule...

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