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Same spider? Same man?
Talk about bad karma... .
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2016 at 07:43 AM
may or may not be the same spider, but it happpens about 2000x per aussie year
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 28, 2016 at 07:53 AM
Bite my penis once, shame on you; bite my penis twice shame on me
Posted by: poker | September 28, 2016 at 10:12 AM
did he at least get superpowers?
Posted by: chet | September 28, 2016 at 10:43 AM
chet, yes, he can shoot spider webs out of it now.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 28, 2016 at 10:51 AM
♫ Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can...♫
WAIT....WAIT A DAW GOWNE MINUTE! (EW!)
Posted by: funny man | September 28, 2016 at 11:16 AM
Would that qualify as a BJ?
Posted by: Howard Costner | September 28, 2016 at 11:17 AM
This means war !
Posted by: clankie | September 28, 2016 at 12:46 PM
I dunno .. kill the spider?
Posted by: MOTW | September 28, 2016 at 01:10 PM
Maybe the dudes junk is the size of a fly..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | September 28, 2016 at 02:54 PM
Sean, that's cold.
Posted by: MOTW | September 28, 2016 at 04:08 PM
Brown Recluse? NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2016 at 04:50 PM
Big snork@ Sean In Akron.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 28, 2016 at 06:01 PM
When interviewed about the incident, the spider stated, "DUDE...didn't you get the message the FIRST time around?"
Posted by: K (a/k/a The Smarty-Pants Language Person) | September 28, 2016 at 08:10 PM
Penis-biting Spider opened for Bear Breasts and Butts. On today's blog, anyway.
Posted by: Ralph | September 28, 2016 at 10:40 PM