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September 29, 2016


New Barnacle “Parking Ticket” Covers Entire Windshield, Won’t Come Off

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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I like to collect parking tickets left on Chicago windshields. It's a shame when people see that they have a $75 fine pending.

What could go wrong?

Drivers already don't clear snow from their windshields. This isn't a deterrent; it's a challenge.

What happened to being able to contest an accusation in court before having to pay a fine?

"‘No, no!’ said the Queen. ‘Sentence first — verdict afterwards.’....

‘Off with her head!’ the Queen shouted at the top of her voice."

It's plastic? Easy answer: cordless drill. Off with its head!

A Miami driver would just shoot a couple of holes in it.

What was wrong with the Boot? Everything. The Barnacle? Everything.

Ace Ventura would not be deterred.

The Carnacle

This is exactly why Teflon was invented. They used to sell a Teflon bathroom cleaner but it wasn't poopular.

It is just a "Barnacle on the Ass of Progress"

Oh look, another toy for the local gendarmerie to abuse.

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