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September 30, 2016


Illinois regulators have suspended the license of a suburban Chicago doctor who allegedly gives patients modified vaccinations containing cat saliva and vodka.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)


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Strange, because I saw Alternative Vaccinations open for Cat Saliva.

But market it at a holistic health clinic in California and people will fall over other rushing to buy it.

...each other, that is.

Just how would one go about collecting Cat Saliva?

Jaz -- very carefully.

I wonder if the doctor gave out the "I vaccinated" sticker to the kids.

When asked to comment, the doctor replied:

"Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang..."

That's not my idea of a vodka shot. Perhaps he is a Doctor of Mixology.

Brilliant! Cats supposedly have nine lives, so this probably.....nah, arrest him.

Sufferin' Succotash!

I suspect dog saliva is more beneficial.

Why would a doctor risk injections with cat scratch disease, which is carried in cat saliva? I suspect too much vodka.

Side effects are craving tuna, chasing mice and sleeping 18 hours a day.

Patients reported a craving for a martini and Nine Lives.

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