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Strange, because I saw Alternative Vaccinations open for Cat Saliva.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2016 at 07:14 AM
But market it at a holistic health clinic in California and people will fall over other rushing to buy it.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 30, 2016 at 08:20 AM
...each other, that is.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 30, 2016 at 08:20 AM
Just how would one go about collecting Cat Saliva?
Posted by: Jaz | September 30, 2016 at 08:28 AM
Jaz -- very carefully.
I wonder if the doctor gave out the "I vaccinated" sticker to the kids.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 30, 2016 at 08:34 AM
When asked to comment, the doctor replied:
"Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang..."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | September 30, 2016 at 10:08 AM
That's not my idea of a vodka shot. Perhaps he is a Doctor of Mixology.
Posted by: Heywood | September 30, 2016 at 10:10 AM
Brilliant! Cats supposedly have nine lives, so this probably.....nah, arrest him.
Posted by: funny man | September 30, 2016 at 10:43 AM
Sufferin' Succotash!
Posted by: Sylvester | September 30, 2016 at 10:44 AM
I suspect dog saliva is more beneficial.
Posted by: LeDud | September 30, 2016 at 12:00 PM
Why would a doctor risk injections with cat scratch disease, which is carried in cat saliva? I suspect too much vodka.
Posted by: Ralph | September 30, 2016 at 05:09 PM
Side effects are craving tuna, chasing mice and sleeping 18 hours a day.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 30, 2016 at 05:34 PM
Patients reported a craving for a martini and Nine Lives.
Posted by: RegularGuy55 | October 01, 2016 at 01:10 AM