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September 28, 2016
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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2016 at 07:54 AM
@Jeff - drinking coffee might be a kind of foreplay.
Posted by: kolo | September 28, 2016 at 09:30 AM
Really, red bull.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 28, 2016 at 09:39 AM
The best part of waking up...
Posted by: bandarr | September 28, 2016 at 10:01 AM
Well, ever a regular coffee gets me up.
Posted by: kolo | September 28, 2016 at 10:20 AM
WARNING: Contains Macoxafloppin.
Good to the last drop??
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 28, 2016 at 10:34 AM
You do mean if you "perk up" you will "perk up"?
Amazing how we
progressdigress...Posted by: funny man | September 28, 2016 at 11:33 AM
It would be even funnier if it was made by 'Chock Full o' Nuts' coffee.
Posted by: RegularGuy55 | September 28, 2016 at 12:27 PM
It gives you Shwing.
Posted by: mhh | September 28, 2016 at 12:39 PM
( Juan Valdez winks )
Posted by: clankie | September 28, 2016 at 12:40 PM
Today, Chock Full o' Nuts coffee brand has announced a new advertising campaign to promote it's new Instant coffee that give men an instant erection. It will partially borrow from the Folgers brand jingle, The best part of waking up is getting a Chock full nut. They also intend to borrow the Maxwell House slogan Good to the last drop, The tagline will be, It gives you Shwing!
WARNING: Contains Macoxafloppin.
I'll bet you'll never guess where I got the material for this.
Posted by: Jeff Schneider | September 28, 2016 at 01:10 PM
I don't understand.
The secret ingredient was found in viagra that was blasted by health experts?
What was the secret ingredient?
And what did they blast it with?
Posted by: Chuck | September 28, 2016 at 04:30 PM
And, for a visit to Starbucks lasting more than four hours, consult your doctor.
Posted by: K | September 28, 2016 at 07:51 PM