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September 30, 2016

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A 59-year-old Stafford Township man was charged with lewdness after allegedly wearing a bikini he fashioned out of plastic wrap on a Long Beach Island beach.

(Thanks to Barbara A)

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No offense,dude, but why is it always the guy you don't want to see naked?

Rip currents, horseflies... and now this.

So now he has a wrap sheet on his rap sheet?

I'm 58. Now I have something to shoot for.

A guy went to his psychiatrist wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The doctor looked up and said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Beep beep Steve!

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