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September 30, 2016

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A 59-year-old Stafford Township man was charged with lewdness after allegedly wearing a bikini he fashioned out of plastic wrap on a Long Beach Island beach.

(Thanks to Barbara A)

Posted by on September 30, 2016 at 05:34 PM |

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No offense,dude, but why is it always the guy you don't want to see naked?

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2016 at 06:10 PM

Rip currents, horseflies... and now this.

Posted by: clankie | September 30, 2016 at 06:55 PM

So now he has a wrap sheet on his rap sheet?

Posted by: Ralph | September 30, 2016 at 08:26 PM

I'm 58. Now I have something to shoot for.

Posted by: LeDud | September 30, 2016 at 08:47 PM

A guy went to his psychiatrist wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The doctor looked up and said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Posted by: Steve | October 01, 2016 at 01:55 AM

Beep beep Steve!

Posted by: Patty V. | October 02, 2016 at 12:40 PM

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