NO DOUBT HE HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD REASON

Man 'breaks into couple's house in the dead of night and shaves his head using hand sanitizer as lubricant'

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Comments

[oneblankspace]

THe link isn't working...

http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2016/09/Man%20'breaks%20into%20couple's%20house%20in%20the%20dead%20of%20night%20and%20shaves%20his%20head%20using%20hand%20sanitizer%20as%20lubricant'%20%20Read%20more:%20http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3814673/Man-breaks-couple-s-house-dead-night-shaves-head-using-hand-sanitizer-lubricant.html#ixzz4LkjX8bdV%20%20Follow%20us:%20@MailOnline%20on%20Twitter%20|%20DailyMail%20on%20Facebook

can you tell why?

[oneblankspace]

actually, wearing an Oregon Ducks football uniform might be a good way to hide because they have so many different uniforms.

[clankie]

Inspired by the headlines, Don Draper immediately phones Dial with a sensational idea for a new ad campaign.

[Ralph]

Corrected linky.

[Le Petomane]

First officer asks, "Did he have any identifying marks or tattoos?"
Home owners answer, "Yes, I believe he did have a few."