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September 28, 2016

IT WILL BE CALLED 'A-HOLES'

Dating website Beautiful People to open LA club where guests are vetted to ensure they are attractive enough

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Donald Trump will be vetter in chief.

This is a joke, right?

You can present your receipt from your last Brazilian butt wax and get a free admission.

I have a very attractive personality, and I am beautiful inside, my last girlfriend told me while dumping me.

* triple digit IQ not required

And they have a probabtion membership, where you will be granted a provisional membership for six months, provided you let THEIR plastic surgeon "upgrade" your looks for $10,000.


AS Bugs said, what maroons.

Do you think anyone will use the pickup line: "HAVE YOU BEEN VETTED ? NUDGE...NUDGE...WINK WINK..SAY NO MORE !"

Sounds intriguing, but I'll wait to see if Michael Moore gets in.

@clankie - him, and Rosie O'Donnel, and Rosanne have life time membership there.

All from one zip code, 90210. And to be safe they only date themselves.

What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think it's
YOUR MIND
I think it's your mind, woo woo

-Frank Zappa

I've a hunch that slipping several Benjamins to the dude working the velvet rope is going to fast-track many would-be clubbers to Uber-model status...

Whoa ImNotDave -- talk about obscure! Would you like an aisle or a window on the bus? No smoking on Trailways.

ubetcha -- Whatever's closest to the drink cart (if there is a drink cart).

if the members of the panel are on the panel, Middle America doesn't stand a chance

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