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Donald Trump will be vetter in chief.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | September 28, 2016 at 07:50 AM
This is a joke, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2016 at 07:53 AM
You can present your receipt from your last Brazilian butt wax and get a free admission.
Posted by: padraig | September 28, 2016 at 09:14 AM
I have a very attractive personality, and I am beautiful inside, my last girlfriend told me while dumping me.
Posted by: kolo | September 28, 2016 at 09:31 AM
* triple digit IQ not required
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 28, 2016 at 10:38 AM
And they have a probabtion membership, where you will be granted a provisional membership for six months, provided you let THEIR plastic surgeon "upgrade" your looks for $10,000.
AS Bugs said, what maroons.
Posted by: funny man | September 28, 2016 at 11:29 AM
Do you think anyone will use the pickup line: "HAVE YOU BEEN VETTED ? NUDGE...NUDGE...WINK WINK..SAY NO MORE !"
Posted by: LeDud | September 28, 2016 at 12:10 PM
Sounds intriguing, but I'll wait to see if Michael Moore gets in.
Posted by: clankie | September 28, 2016 at 12:41 PM
@clankie - him, and Rosie O'Donnel, and Rosanne have life time membership there.
Posted by: kolo | September 28, 2016 at 01:12 PM
All from one zip code, 90210. And to be safe they only date themselves.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2016 at 04:43 PM
What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think it's
YOUR MIND
I think it's your mind, woo woo
-Frank Zappa
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 28, 2016 at 06:21 PM
I've a hunch that slipping several Benjamins to the dude working the velvet rope is going to fast-track many would-be clubbers to Uber-model status...
Posted by: K | September 28, 2016 at 07:57 PM
Whoa ImNotDave -- talk about obscure! Would you like an aisle or a window on the bus? No smoking on Trailways.
Posted by: ubetcha | September 29, 2016 at 08:31 AM
ubetcha -- Whatever's closest to the drink cart (if there is a drink cart).
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 29, 2016 at 02:53 PM
if the members of the panel are on the panel, Middle America doesn't stand a chance
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 29, 2016 at 08:39 PM