IF THIS IS TRUE*, IT'S THE GREATEST EXAMPLE EVER OF GUYS IN ACTION
Report: Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver
(Thanks to Jeff Schneider and Roberto. Also Mr. Ridley Pearson)
*But the Blog's b.s. detector is sending out a strong yellow-for-caution on this one.
Ridley? A BS'er? Surely not.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2016 at 06:13 PM
Reminds me of the tale of the driver who put a 'dead' bobcat to take to the taxidermist. The bobcat woke up.
Posted by: coscolo | September 30, 2016 at 06:28 PM
A hoax...? So then why does Joe Biden keep a raccoon in his trunk ?
Posted by: clankie | September 30, 2016 at 06:43 PM
I would run this one past Carl Hiaasen for an unbiased, accurate fact check.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 30, 2016 at 07:03 PM
I heard Trump called the raccoon a "fat pig."
Posted by: OldPhil | September 30, 2016 at 07:24 PM
Snopes didn't like this last year...
http://www.snopes.com/navy-raccoon-breathalyzer/
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 30, 2016 at 08:34 PM
and the date on the article is September of 2015
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 30, 2016 at 08:35 PM
The raccoon should have been arrested because he was wearing a mask.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | September 30, 2016 at 09:47 PM
Please please please let it be true... Do I ask for much?
Posted by: FredKey | October 01, 2016 at 09:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBa0blUoE8U is another good classic example of guys in action.
Posted by: Galatae | October 02, 2016 at 02:25 PM
FredKey - It has to be true it was on the internets!
Posted by: Jeff Schneider | October 03, 2016 at 01:38 PM