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Jeff: I'M EATING BREAKFAST, for Pete's sake!
Posted by: MOTW | September 27, 2016 at 10:29 AM
This "ew" declared officially justified.
[actual *shudder*]
Posted by: Betsy | September 27, 2016 at 10:35 AM
I'm not clicking on anything Dave calls "Ew..", or "Don't click here" . I'm just about to have my breakfast and the bacon is on the grill. I'm not going to waist it.
Posted by: Qaz | September 27, 2016 at 10:53 AM
I'm appalled by this demonstration.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 27, 2016 at 10:54 AM
In my humble...it's a tie between fast food and placenta.
But I think you've ruined my appetite....
Posted by: funny man | September 27, 2016 at 11:02 AM
You say placenta, I say polenta
Posted by: Peter M | September 27, 2016 at 11:14 AM
Just remember, it's locally-sourced, non-GMO, has no trans-fat, and it's gluten-free. Just a matter of time before the USDA recommends it.
Posted by: mesmo | September 27, 2016 at 11:40 AM
I hope he at least had some fava beans and a nice chianti to go with it..
Posted by: ubetcha | September 27, 2016 at 12:01 PM
I'm with Qaz. When Dave gives a warning I listen. Whatever happened to the good old days when they just put the placenta in shampoo and didn't serve it as an entree?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 27, 2016 at 12:12 PM
Okay, I'd like to hear what everyone thinks . . .
Should you drink red or white wine with placenta?
Posted by: RegularGuy55 | September 27, 2016 at 03:46 PM
RegularGuy55: Neither – you drink tequila, and swallow the worm.
Posted by: Ralph | September 27, 2016 at 06:04 PM
Geeze, even Jeffrey Dahmer, Alferd Packer and Hannibal Lecter would have passed on this meal, even if they did have some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 27, 2016 at 07:16 PM
Makes me have a craving for haggis.
Posted by: K | September 27, 2016 at 08:51 PM
Just to be pedantic it was his child's placenta (unless his in-laws held onto his wife's placenta for a couple decades).
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 27, 2016 at 10:03 PM
Remember, Mr Blog (and judi, soon to be fired), this blog has a Do Not Click This Link tag.
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 28, 2016 at 05:02 PM