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September 26, 2016

CSI: PEORIA

Peoria police are looking for the owner of a turkey they found wandering the Valley streets this weekend.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

Wandering Turkey pretty much describes Election Year 2016.

I predict dozens of people will claim ownership of that tasty turkey.

Police are keeping a breast of the situation.

Please note: this is Peoria AZ, not Illinois. Having survived the hottest summer on record, the turkey was just taking a victory lap.

Wandering Turkey opened for Monkeys With Blue Testicles.

His name is Wanderer2575

his name should be Dion

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