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Yogi! Shame on You!
Posted by: Ranger Smith | September 28, 2016 at 04:12 PM
Did you like the "bare" photo?
Posted by: Smokey | September 28, 2016 at 04:14 PM
I seem to remember Sly of Sly and the Family fame official cause of death was listed as being eaten by a bear, several times.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 28, 2016 at 04:22 PM
As omnivores, humans taste like pork. I found that out as a teacher when I had students who were first generation non-cannibals.
Never turned my back on the class again after that.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 28, 2016 at 04:36 PM
Now there's some info that was worth waytung for!
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | September 28, 2016 at 04:49 PM
If that's the case, let's all get busy killing every last one of these mofo bears. We'd didn't get out of the food chain for nothing.
Posted by: Gerard Leun | September 28, 2016 at 04:59 PM
Not my usual alias, there's a reason it's called "Long Pig".
Posted by: Veeshir | September 28, 2016 at 05:54 PM
I might have thought some of those from South Asia tasted more like curry
Posted by: currying favour | September 28, 2016 at 07:47 PM
Remember: I don't need to outrun the bear...I just need to outrun YOU.
Posted by: K | September 28, 2016 at 07:48 PM
WOw. Bear daze(dazed?)
Posted by: funny man | September 28, 2016 at 07:59 PM
She certainly has a right to bear breasts.
Posted by: Ironose | September 28, 2016 at 08:12 PM
Bear arms are the reason to bear arms. Don't be gnawty.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2016 at 10:25 PM
Patient bear is patient.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | September 29, 2016 at 02:26 PM
The bears are who we thought they were!
Posted by: Dragon Boogers | September 29, 2016 at 07:30 PM