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August 22, 2016


Fecal Fest starts next week at Woodland Park Zoo

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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They must not have much to celebrate in Ballard.

Previews in any number of public restrooms.

doo-dah, doo-dah.

Huh ? If that's Fecal Fest, then just exactly what has been going on in the press since primary season started ?

Didn't that genius Andrew Carnagie say if you can't sell sh*t you can always give it away?

Of course, wisely, the zoo plans to doo both.


"In case you weren’t aware, Zoo Doo is composed of species feces contributed by the zoo’s non-primate herbivores...."

So for primate feces, there's a sales opportunity for various Catholic and Orthodox menageries.

So when the lead cage-cleaner calls in sick, does the phone message say:

"Who do the zoo poo like you do, cuz' the 'roo doo needs a re-do!"

If you get too too close to the primate enclosure, they will toss their zoo doo to you you.

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