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August 25, 2016


A Pennsylvania woman was arrested Sunday for reportedly stabbing her husband with scissors after he drank her beer.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes "He won't do that again.")


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Tastes great, less filling, Kevlar included.

Another compelling reason for scissor registration.

This whole ugliness could have been avoided if she had brought him a beer before she got her own, like a good wife should.
I'll be sleeping in the doghouse tonight.

Clankie---When scissors are outlawed, only outlaws will have scissors.

This has to be based upon a misunderstanding, right? She probably said "This is your last beer, then I'm cutting you off!"

She then proceeded to try and do so.

It's a good thing that he did not drink Lorena Bobbit's beer.

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