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August 23, 2016

THAT WOULD DEFINITELY BREAK THE ICE

Man stuck pool balls up his bum just for 'banter' in pub and waved his penis at barmaid

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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But did he use his "stick" to put the 8 ball in the corner pocket?

Well that's putting English on a ball.

Pool hustling: unclear on the concept.

I'm pretty sure that was the number two ball, Jeff...and for once it was the girl that made the comment about "a nice rack".A

Soon to be a regular Olympic event.

He also pleaded guilty to stealing a bottle of whisky and running into a local amateur football club with his trousers down and penis exposed.

Cocky, wasn't he?

Boys will be bum ballers.

' - ever since the cue ball incident, he measures everything first'

heh heh

He was also, as the Brits say, cheeky!

"Bum's Bun Hides Balls" would be an appropriate headline, right?

Later, he felt really bummed out.

Shallow end of the gene pool table.

He's just not clear on the meaning of a "rimjob".

But Bristol Crown Court heard that just a couple of months later he assaulted his girlfriend who he met in rehab.

What a surprise!

(And it's "whom", not "who"... Don't you people know proper English?)

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