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The Cupid of today has a lot to learn.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 29, 2016 at 09:29 AM
Vitushinsky. Pronounced My-tush-in-sky.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 29, 2016 at 12:54 PM
"If Vitushinsky does post bail, he’s forbidden from contacting the victim."
The judge is making sure he also gets the point.
Posted by: Ralph | August 29, 2016 at 12:55 PM
The window screen of the house I grew up in has, to this day, an arrow-sized hole, right in the middle of the screen.
And to this day, I still blame my sister for the errant shot.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 29, 2016 at 11:25 PM