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August 24, 2016

OF COURSE THE RESEARCHERS ARE PROBABLY LYING

Everyone lies on the internet, according to new research

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Sure. Uh-huh. Right.

That's horse stuff! No one lies on the Internet!!!

Love,

John Wayne

I have read and agree to the terms of service

*check*

They're still working on the research that shows rain is wet.

& i bet that 'blue' guy

ain't really such a meanie

I don't believe this.

Nearly 32 per cent of people said they were "always honest" on social media.


And the other 68 percent are liars? I think they got the numbers switched. Of course they could all be liars. And where would that leave us?

(At the Rep or Dem conventions, of course, and we don't want to go there...again...ever, right?)

A few years ago when I was in the Miss North Carolina America pageant the judges asked me if I thought honesty was important. Of course I told them yes because I never lie. I also told them I wanted world peace. Because I'm filthy rich, I refused the pageant money and donated it some cause for either children or the poor. When you have an I.Q. as high as mine, 175, it's difficult to remember all the wonderful things you do to help others. I am also not looking forward to my 30th birthday next year.
Like I said, I never lie.

I've never lied on the Internet.

Darn! I just did....

On the plus side, it's easier to keep my consistently honest statements straight with a simple Google-search.

Those pictures of me I posted on the Internet are actually my own, not George Clooney. You can trust me on this. And I am also closely related to Bill gates, so I am filthy rich. As I said: trust me, I never lie.

Everything I say on the internet is true.

Soon they will discover where the bear shat.

I never lie, swear, drink or smoke! Sh!t, left my fags at the bar.

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