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August 23, 2016

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Forget boot camps, try new POOP camp weight loss fad that pokes through your waste for diet answers

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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I'm waiting for the home version, with As-Seen-on-TV-style ads: "Call now and we'll send you TWO poop analysis kits! Just pay separate processing and (har!) handling!"

poking thru your waist would be even quicker

I had the officially approved poop test. It's expensive and didn't help me because it found a DNA quirk that meant I had to get a colonoscopy anyway. And I still need to lose weight.

" scientifically-detailed gut analysis " Opened for the Who in 1966.

Victoria's New Secret: She plays in your poop? Ewww!

Poop Camp exercise of the day: High colonic and a 10 mile hike.

waiting for manual tomato to pull hillary's stool out from under her...

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