IT'S OUT OF SEASON
UPS driver shot in freak crossbow accident
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
« Previous | Main | Next »
UPS driver shot in freak crossbow accident
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
Your Information
(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
When was it you realized you have injured the driver of the UPS truck?
Not long after I said, "Set this target up over yonder across the street and hold my beer."
Posted by: manual tomato | August 29, 2016 at 01:52 PM
"I shot an arrow into the aire,
and where it landeth I do not care"
--that Northhampton Archer
Too many people playing Cupid and/or Robin Hood.
Posted by: funny man | August 29, 2016 at 01:58 PM
isn't that Kenny Rodgers? Hard times, my friend, hard times....
Posted by: magoo | August 29, 2016 at 02:00 PM
The driver was shot in the what?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 29, 2016 at 02:16 PM
The deer have had enough and are starting to strike back.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 29, 2016 at 04:10 PM
Well, yer honor it was like this. I was just target shoot'in, when I seen this great big squirrel, 'bout six foot tall, get'n ready to attack that poor truck driver. I done my civic duty and tried to stop that squirrel, but it just plain jumped up an ran off real quick like. Caused that arrow to hit the driver instead. It was an accident, pure and simple.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 29, 2016 at 04:17 PM
He has since switched to a flamethrower. ("What can charcoal do for you?")
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 29, 2016 at 05:39 PM
brown lives matter
Posted by: ligirl | August 29, 2016 at 07:00 PM
Viking: "why did you do that?"
Rollo: "It was the angle of his leg, it annoyed me"
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 29, 2016 at 07:05 PM
Just out of curiosity, how many UPS drivers are shot each year in non-freak crossbow accidents?
Posted by: Nicholas | August 30, 2016 at 06:31 PM