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Women are 'genetically programmed to have affairs'
(Thanks to Chris Elzi)
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"Women" are? But not men?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 23, 2016 at 06:49 AM
@Jeff - yes, they just have affairs with other women. All men are programmed to be faithful or celibate.
Posted by: Qaz | August 23, 2016 at 07:57 AM
Thanks for clearing that up, Qaz, but I didn't see that in the report, though of course it must be true.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 23, 2016 at 08:06 AM
A regular mate may cheat, defect, die, or decline in mate value.
Yep. All of the above.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 23, 2016 at 08:11 AM
How does one sign up to participate in the clinical trials? I'm just asking for a friend.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 23, 2016 at 09:22 AM
Of course, I'd say "testing their relationships and looking for better long-term options" is a way to reduce your value as a long-term option.
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 23, 2016 at 09:41 AM
A tough-looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a girl climbing over the railing of a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to jump," she says.
In an effort to save her life he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does. And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you going to jump?!"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
Posted by: ligirl - who'll *never* kiss & tell ;) | August 23, 2016 at 09:42 AM
Where's the study about having 700 pairs of shoes ?
Posted by: Clankie | August 23, 2016 at 11:50 AM
Worth clicking here to read ligirl's joke.
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The Nixon Library disclosed plans to show an exhibit displaying the mistakes made by Richard Nixon while he was in the White House. All U.S. presidents are reflections of their times. President Nixon put a man on the moon and President Obama put a man in the women’s room.
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Posted by: manual tomato | August 23, 2016 at 12:25 PM
Is "I have a headache" part of the programming.
Posted by: LeDud | August 23, 2016 at 01:06 PM
This is so NOT true. btw, come here often LeDud? How about you, Clankie and ScottMGS?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 23, 2016 at 01:52 PM
ligirl's joke was great!
Women are just normally gifted to have affairs. Men only learn this after they get married.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 23, 2016 at 02:40 PM