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I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | August 29, 2016 at 01:47 PM
He didn't grasp the meaning of a "half-off" sale.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 29, 2016 at 02:41 PM
"He won't get far..."
Yeah, only to second base. :)
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 29, 2016 at 02:41 PM
A $2,000 mannequin? Sounds like someone is trying to pad his insurance claim.
Mannequins are just creepy. The original Twilight Zone episode "The After Hours" and the scene with the fast camera cuts among all the mannequin faces still freaks the bejeebers out of me every time I watch it.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 29, 2016 at 04:06 PM
The bottom half was even more expensive.
Posted by: clankie | August 29, 2016 at 05:49 PM
They are going to have to throw away everything he took. I don't mind buying tech that is used, but these type of, um, "adult playthings"? There isn't enough bleach in the world.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 29, 2016 at 11:21 PM