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August 26, 2016


 Nail Capsule Fingernail Catcher

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)


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My fellow airplane and bus travelers will be very excited.

Many long term residents of state nervous hospitals will be so excited about this development.

And the clippings can be used to make jewelry.

Many have received Nobel Awards for less.

*Hazmat suit sold separately.

If toenail fungus ever becomes deadly, sales of this will take off.

Nail Capsule Fingernail, like John Cougar Mellencamp, was just Neil Fingernail before his manager changed his name slightly to become more commercially viable.

The struggle to patent this invention must have been a real nail-biter.

Think of all the filings you'd have to do.

And the Holiday Gift Guide seems to be writing itself this year.

I know what I want, but I bet it's only sold at a clip-joint.

Grandmama always told me to save the clippings, and then plant them, so you can grow some more of you.

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