FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A man spotted yesterday afternoon performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk told cops that he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty,” according to a criminal complaint.

In that case, sir...

(Thanks to Michael Huber and Bill Hudgins)

Comments

[ImNotDave]

You'd be amazed how many times I've been asked to assist a lady in this type of "emergency".

[Sturiale]

Richard Gere is looking old.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Come on, doesn't he get points for creativity?

[OldPhil]

It was just performance art.

[padraig]

"Give him room! I think she's responding!"

[Heywood]

Perhaps he suffers from Pica and had an urge to eat some carpet.

[Ralph]

This used to be called mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Some people were (and are) unclear on the concept of which lips are used, so current terminology is CPR.

[Meanie the Blue]

No wonder EMT training costs so much.

[manual tomato]

Tonight's episode: An Act of Cunnilingus.

[Le Petomane]

The guy got it wrong. He was supposed to be UNDER the boardwalk on a blanet with his baby, havin' some fun. Not on top in plain view.
What a maroon ( but he did come up with an excuse the cops seldom hear).

[LeDud]

"What the World needs NOW is ......"

[funny man]

A man spotted? I didn't know men had spots. I have heard of some women having G-spots (spots that look like G's?) but as far as we know, it's just a myth.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Le Petomane, if Florida is like New York, which it probably is in that way, there is no under the boardwalk any more, so what's a guy supposed to do?

[PirateBoy]

He won't do well on his oral comps in college, as he obviously doesn't have a lick of common sense.