CSI: GAYLORD
A resident of Gaylord opened a package they received in the mail today and were surprised to see that it was a ½ pound of marijuana. The resident immediately called the Gaylord Police Department and turned it over. At this time nobody has called to claim ownership of the package. If you have any information pertaining to this incident please call GPD at 507.237.2265.
Dude.
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
Dibs!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2016 at 04:11 PM
Uh, my name is Doctor Feilgud. That package of weed---uh marijuana, was meant for medical type stuff expiriments. Can I like claim it, dudes?
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 24, 2016 at 04:46 PM
Another " Hallucinogen of the Month Club " mess up.
Posted by: Clankie | August 24, 2016 at 06:07 PM
"Hello, GPD...I forgot to include the PCP in that package and just went on ahead and snorted it."
"What's my name?"
"I'm Todd, man."
Posted by: manual tomato | August 24, 2016 at 06:59 PM
I am not surprised that our Gay Lords have their own police force.
Posted by: RedNekk | August 24, 2016 at 07:48 PM
What's the over/under on when the sender calls the number?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 25, 2016 at 08:09 AM
My sister lives in southern Mich. She knows of 3 people growing medical Mary Jane in her neighborhood. A very healthy community.
Posted by: LeDud | August 25, 2016 at 11:53 AM