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July 28, 2016

'YOUR DOG'S POOP IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HANDS'

Pooper. The world's first app that finds people nearby to pick up your dog's poop

Posted by on July 28, 2016 at 07:44 AM |

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I have friends who call that foreplay.

Posted by: Unclear on the Concept | July 28, 2016 at 07:51 AM

OMG. I new job creation for someone. That must be for the 30'sh crowd that has more money than they know what to do with.(ha)

Posted by: Theresa | July 28, 2016 at 08:04 AM

Their business model is full of shit. Basic service is $15/month for two scoops/day in a 15 mile radius. That's roughly 25¢ per scoop. A scooper would have to scoop 29 scoops per hour (about one every 2 minutes) to equal the federal minimum wage, not including app fees, transportation, or other expenses.

Oh, my aching back.

Posted by: Ralph | July 28, 2016 at 08:34 AM

Is there anything the internet can't do?

Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 28, 2016 at 08:45 AM

Send it to Washington.

Posted by: ImNotDave | July 28, 2016 at 08:47 AM

i don't download crapp

Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2016 at 09:25 AM

Imagine getting turned down for that job.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2016 at 10:07 AM

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. --Baretta

If you do the poop, ya gotta scoop.--McGruff, who also is a (crime) canine....

Posted by: funny man | July 28, 2016 at 10:21 AM

Centuries of technological progress end in this.

Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2016 at 11:54 AM

No no no....much easier thing to do:

1) Get some gloves and some Googly Eyes
2) Put the Googly Eyes on the poop
3) Put a Pokemon Go Lure at the poop

Soon, you'll have a crowd of people all trying to catch the Poopemon. Gotta Scoop 'em all!

Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | July 28, 2016 at 12:30 PM

♪ I'm a Pooper, She's a Pooper, We're All Poopers
♪ If you think you can scoop it, You're a Pooper too!
♪ Be a Pooper, Get with the scoopin'!

revs up the geezer bus

Posted by: MOTW | July 28, 2016 at 12:36 PM

If the fee also includes placing the poop in a paper bag and lighting it on my enemy's porch, then I'm in!

Posted by: K | July 28, 2016 at 12:40 PM

What is this, National Orifice Products and Maintenance Day at the blog?

Posted by: Will Dooley | July 28, 2016 at 01:42 PM

I could imagine the awkward situation of some guy in the dog poop scooping business telling a cute girl at a party what he does for a living.

Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2016 at 02:38 PM

They show up with lab glasses and a five iron.

Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2016 at 03:14 PM

good idea stevet24g - but it's supposed to be DOG poop they're collecting & not a buncha BULLsh!t

Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2016 at 04:21 PM

That's why you need Piqapoo.com

Never Pick up your dog's poop again!!!

Posted by: Gideon Hazan | August 29, 2016 at 02:11 PM

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