YOU CAN'T BEAT BACON
Bacon-wielding woman, 86, fights off robber in Iceland
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)
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July 19, 2016
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♪ Bacon-wielding woman
Bacon-wielding woman ♪
♪ Bacon-wielding woman
Bacon-wielding woman ♪
Rolled in from another town
Saw some gold, tried hard to buckle down
But a fool and some bacon soon go separate ways
And you were a fool runnin’ in a daze
Posted by: MOTW - ELO | July 19, 2016 at 01:36 PM
I have friends who call this breakfast.
Posted by: Marquis de broad | July 19, 2016 at 02:08 PM
Why is Marquise always so Sade?
Posted by: Qaz | July 19, 2016 at 02:32 PM
Not always, Qaz, not always.
Posted by: Marquis de Swine | July 19, 2016 at 03:14 PM
Meat. It can't be beat. What?
There is no problem that bacon and beer can't solve.
Posted by: funny man | July 19, 2016 at 03:47 PM
There was a little 'ol lady from Iceland
bringin' home the bacon
when some fool grabbed her bacon in his hand
But the little 'ol lady was meaner
she baconated him silly
And gave him a knee to the wiener
Now there's nobody meaner
than a little 'ol lady
who will knee you in the wiener
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 19, 2016 at 04:54 PM
. . . But bacon can beat you!
Posted by: Renee the First | July 19, 2016 at 06:01 PM
The victim was a Rasher Thrasher. HooRah, Granny.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 19, 2016 at 06:04 PM
The failed robber sure had egg on her face.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 19, 2016 at 08:05 PM
Bacon-wielding Woman opened for Piggy Azalea.
Posted by: Ralph | July 19, 2016 at 10:17 PM