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July 19, 2016


Bacon-wielding woman, 86, fights off robber in Iceland

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)


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♪ Bacon-wielding woman
Bacon-wielding woman ♪
♪ Bacon-wielding woman
Bacon-wielding woman ♪

Rolled in from another town
Saw some gold, tried hard to buckle down
But a fool and some bacon soon go separate ways
And you were a fool runnin’ in a daze

I have friends who call this breakfast.

Why is Marquise always so Sade?

Not always, Qaz, not always.

Meat. It can't be beat. What?

There is no problem that bacon and beer can't solve.

There was a little 'ol lady from Iceland
bringin' home the bacon
when some fool grabbed her bacon in his hand

But the little 'ol lady was meaner
she baconated him silly
And gave him a knee to the wiener

Now there's nobody meaner
than a little 'ol lady
who will knee you in the wiener

. . . But bacon can beat you!

The victim was a Rasher Thrasher. HooRah, Granny.

The failed robber sure had egg on her face.

Bacon-wielding Woman opened for Piggy Azalea.

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