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Man, Dave would have spent most of his high school years in the slammer if this was in effect at the time.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 31, 2016 at 11:51 AM
At least it was only burping. It could have been much, much worse!
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 31, 2016 at 11:54 AM
Farting will bring in the EPA SWAT team (is anything really more stupid) now.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 31, 2016 at 01:48 PM
If someone had pulled that kid's finger, he would have been tasered. Sad commentary on the school system we have today.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 31, 2016 at 01:52 PM
I think this may have been the first school behavior incident in which expulsion came before the decision.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 31, 2016 at 01:54 PM
He could have been the next George Carlin, but now he has a record, IYKWIM.
Posted by: funny man | July 31, 2016 at 03:07 PM
That's why we still need the death penalty.
Posted by: Lonoko | July 31, 2016 at 05:42 PM
Everyone knows it was really the cafeteria lady's fault. Her food has really been terrible lately.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | August 01, 2016 at 07:28 AM