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"I got a silver medal in Rio"
"Cool. Which event?"
"Feces dodging."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2016 at 01:53 PM
We raced on the sloop John B
The dead bodies and me
Around Rio town we did roam
Drinking the bight
I'm puking tonight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home....
Posted by: Ralph | July 28, 2016 at 01:57 PM
I don't envy you on this "assignment", Dave.
So many obstacles even before the "games" begin....
Posted by: funny man | July 28, 2016 at 02:05 PM
And the gold anti-microbial goes to .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2016 at 02:11 PM
Noticing a distinctive trend in the Blog's posts today.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 28, 2016 at 02:28 PM
How are the dead bodies pursuing gold?
Posted by: pogo | July 28, 2016 at 02:28 PM
Nederland, Colorado has it's annual Dead Guy Coffin Race. Rio could add a new Olympic event for fastest recovery of a floating corpse. Extra points given for dodging the most feces.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2016 at 02:31 PM
yet another Olympic event - pretty sure the Asians got us beat: who flung poo
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2016 at 02:42 PM
So who ever said getting a Gold medal should be easy ?
Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2016 at 03:07 PM
I used to compete in the dead body dodge - in college. My roommates consumed so much alcohol and marijuana it was like they were dead as they slept on the floor in various positions.
Posted by: unclear on the concept | July 28, 2016 at 03:53 PM
But on the positive side, there are no Zika Mosquitoes in the water.
Posted by: WVPlantman | July 28, 2016 at 04:29 PM
And yes, Zika Mosquitoes WBAGNFARB
Posted by: WVPlantman | July 28, 2016 at 04:30 PM
To save time and money, the Olympic Committee is combining the medal ceremony with the funeral ceremonies. "And the gold medal goes to Casket #3!"
Posted by: The Fourth George | July 28, 2016 at 05:04 PM
Jeff Foxworthy's old gag about the 1996 Olympic kayak competition be staged on the same river where Deliverance was filmed seems rather quaint by comparison.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 28, 2016 at 08:55 PM
Faeces?
Posted by: OldPhil | July 28, 2016 at 10:06 PM
“When you open up the fish, their innards are black with oil and muck,” a fisherman tells the Times. “But we clean them with soap and eat them anyway.”
Mmmm. Pre-lubed. Good eatin'.
Survivor: Rio Olympics will be a riot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 29, 2016 at 11:00 AM
So...Zika by land, Enteric pathogens by sea.
Note to self: stay away from Rio.
Posted by: maryqos | July 29, 2016 at 01:06 PM