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You failed to mention when Hillary called Donald a threat to democracy the super-delegates all stood up and cheered.
I may have pictures later.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 26, 2016 at 02:00 PM
This page wants me to pay it ninety-nine cents. Sorry.
Posted by: Android© | July 26, 2016 at 02:01 PM
Speaking of flagrantly unfair and possibly offensive generalizations: I think the Russians hacked into Dave's update for a few minutes there.
And Bernie needs to get to happy hour, stat!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2016 at 02:15 PM
saw it, MtB - & 'crasher Dave' keeps popping up in that blue shirt, kinda like an epic photobomb
Posted by: ligirl | July 26, 2016 at 02:20 PM
Tim Kaine ==>
Mini take
Anti-Mike
I mate kin
Main tike
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2016 at 02:52 PM
Hilary Clinton is not mentioned in the Pledge of Allegiance?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 26, 2016 at 03:27 PM
Bernie always does look like he's passing a kidney stone, or his piles are killing him.
Just in case, I would stay off his lawn.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2016 at 03:38 PM
then barry manilow ran over a squirrel with the constitution.
Posted by: Unclear on the Concept | July 26, 2016 at 03:42 PM
There's a dance and convention hall? How did the networks miss this?
Posted by: funny man | July 26, 2016 at 06:15 PM
Philosophical question: If God DOES create a new planet, can we drive the geezer bus there? Will we still be able to get to hell in a hand-basket, or will we need some other mode of transportation?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | July 26, 2016 at 07:21 PM
All day long, I've been unable to see the comments on this topic. God does have his ways to obtain "paybacks", doesn't He?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 26, 2016 at 09:14 PM
I was watching the convention but decided to wait for the RiffTrax version.
(Geezers who followed MST3K will know what I mean.)
Posted by: funny man | July 26, 2016 at 10:49 PM
FunnyMan: You mean what I was watching wasn't the comedy show?
I could have sworn I saw both Tom Servo and Crow up there on stage!
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 27, 2016 at 08:28 AM
PirateBoy: I don't know, but there was a lot of "puppetry" going on....on stage, that is....
And I think the farting protesters might have kept Dave away....
Posted by: funny man | July 27, 2016 at 10:27 AM
Rowsdower ..
Posted by: MOTW | July 27, 2016 at 01:26 PM