UPDATE FROM PHILADELPHIA

Here's my report.

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Dave, that was already better than your entire week in Cleveland.

[Meanie the Blue]

I can picture the giant joint marchers forgetting to stop at the arena completely and selling out every cheesesteak vendor in a ten-mile radius.

[MOTW]

"My campaign juggernaut is definitely rolling" should be part of your epitaph. You know, when you need it. Not that you're close to there or anything.

I'll just mosey along now.

[The.Great.Cornholio]

Wow, a cornhole game, and I am missing it.

[PirateBoy]

Isn't this 50 foot joint smoked by Tara Reid in Sharknado IV?

(Seriously, I saw the trailer for this movie. It features a shark-storm attacking Las Vegas, which sounds so entirely possible)

[jim mcgurk]

Another wacko from Miami plus this'Ana Navarro There are more black people singing in this choir on the stage at DNC Convention right now, than were black delegates to Trump Convention.
She's prbly ticked because they're not singing in Spanish. This is what you get from Miami, her and Jorge Ramos.
Miami never used to be like that until his and her kind moved in. Ana and Jorge, both racist. Would love to see them in Overtown or Liberty City interviewing the residents but that's not going to happen, because well,...

[jim mcgurk]

The above comment wasn't about Dave. It was for some psycho fortune teller plus this'Another wacko from Miami plus this'Ana Navarro There are more black people singing in this choir on the stage at DNC Convention right now, than were black delegates to Trump Convention.
She's prbly ticked because they're not singing in Spanish. This is what you get from Miami, her and Jorge Ramos.
Miami never used to be like that until his and her kind moved in. Ana and Jorge, both racist. Would love to see them in Overtown or Liberty City interviewing the residents but that's not going to happen, because well,...

[Chuck]

America still awaits your answer, Mr. Blog:

Whiz, American, or provolone?

Cheesesteaks will do anything but reduce you.

[Meanie the Blue]

Judging by the first photo, the juggernaut was already rolled, and little else is needed.

[ligirl]

the joint was kept inflated by a guy holding a gas-powered leaf-blower.

- so the fart-in has started ?

'mr jo-mo risin'

[Steve]

There's a suck vs blow joke in here somewhere.

[Le Petomane]

And let's not leave out the," But I didn't inhale" line.

[Steve]

I considered going that route.

I suppose trying to bring Ms. Lewinsky into this is verboten?

[manual tomato]

Dave, great observations. Keep us up to date on the pulse of the protestors. Mentioning some aspects, good or bad, regarding their love lives may not be such a bad idea. Use that pad you carry and take notes when you ask a protestor, "give it up." Not the ones with guns or matches. Don't pull out the pad on them. Dave, I am all eyes and ears when you talk about men like Putin and for that matter, any world leader.

[Head_Smashed_In]

Seriously, Garrison Keillor over Dave? I just lost all respect for JoMo.

[wiredog]

" the DNC has ritually banished Debbie Wasserman Schultz to a Motel 6 in southern Delaware,"
Dammit, I've been trying to get a hotel room there for a beach trip for next weekend.

[Peter M]

I have read that two of the main passwords for the DNC e-mail accounts were "Obamain08" and "Obama-Biden-2012."

http://dailycaller.com/2016/07/25/lets-be-honest-the-dnc-asked-to-be-hacked-with-passwords-this-dumb/?utm_campaign=atdailycaller&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social

[Martin Berman-Gorvine]

As a near-native Philadelphian, I am obliged to point out that feature stories about cheesesteaks are inherently fascinating. You can always write a sidebar on the soft pretzels.