« Previous | Main | Next »

July 21, 2016

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

An Indiana woman stabbed her husband in the chest with a grill fork after he returned home without her favorite doughnuts, investigators charge.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Jeff Schneider and Chris Elzi)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

She must be a torus.

"Time to make her go nuts...

 
 
 

...I made her go nuts."

Reportedly, the doughnuts he brought her did have the chocolate glaze, but not the sprinkles. In light of that fact, all charges against the woman have been dropped.

I like how "without the doughnuts" has its own hyperlink to the police report.

I like how she is "pictured above", when in fact she is pictured to the left and a doughnut is pictured above.

I saw Secondary Donuts open for Meat Loaf.

Tasty show.

thanks for putting the thought in my head -
after reading this earlier i texted my husband to (please) swing by dunkin donuts on his way home, 'or else i'll bbq' . . .
'Ha!' he probly thought, knowing i totally drank too much & burned the chicken last time . . .

he thought wrong

;)

A nutcase going nuts over defective doughnuts. Who could have seen this coming?

Did she stick a fork in him to see if he was done?

Someone should tell her they don't serve doughnuts in jail. Or so I've heard. On the other hand, no jury of women will ever convict her.

She got no donuts, so she gave him holes.

WTFBBQ? Fork you!

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise