TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

An Indiana woman stabbed her husband in the chest with a grill fork after he returned home without her favorite doughnuts, investigators charge.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Jeff Schneider and Chris Elzi)

Comments

[ubetcha]

She must be a torus.

[AmoebaStampede]

"Time to make her go nuts...

 
 
 

...I made her go nuts."

[ChrisinVA]

Reportedly, the doughnuts he brought her did have the chocolate glaze, but not the sprinkles. In light of that fact, all charges against the woman have been dropped.

[OldPhil]

I like how "without the doughnuts" has its own hyperlink to the police report.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

I like how she is "pictured above", when in fact she is pictured to the left and a doughnut is pictured above.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I saw Secondary Donuts open for Meat Loaf.

Tasty show.

[ligirl]

thanks for putting the thought in my head -
after reading this earlier i texted my husband to (please) swing by dunkin donuts on his way home, 'or else i'll bbq' . . .
'Ha!' he probly thought, knowing i totally drank too much & burned the chicken last time . . .

he thought wrong

;)

[Le Petomane]

A nutcase going nuts over defective doughnuts. Who could have seen this coming?

[MOTW]

Did she stick a fork in him to see if he was done?

[nursecindy]

Someone should tell her they don't serve doughnuts in jail. Or so I've heard. On the other hand, no jury of women will ever convict her.

[Meanie the Blue]

She got no donuts, so she gave him holes.

[Ralph]

WTFBBQ? Fork you!