TERROR STALKS SCHENECTADY
Anglers hunt for predatory fish after mayor offers $100 bounty
(Thanks to Dragon Boogers)
$100 goes a long way in Schenectady.
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July 29, 2016
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Ship a boxful of them from Florida and profit.
Posted by: Ralph | July 29, 2016 at 09:52 AM
He's on Twitter.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 29, 2016 at 09:56 AM
They're controversial, by gar.
Posted by: Ralph | July 29, 2016 at 10:19 AM
What is the bounty for the three missing mob witnesses netted?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 29, 2016 at 10:53 AM
"Alligator, gar!" sounds like something Captain Hook might say.
Posted by: funny man | July 29, 2016 at 11:38 AM
We're gonna need a big gar boat.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2016 at 11:41 AM
I'll find him for 100, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for 500. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains in SCHENECTADY. 500 dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing..
Posted by: Disgruntled Sox Fan | July 29, 2016 at 12:54 PM
oneblankspace,
I refuse to be caught by anyone wearing jorts.
Nice.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 29, 2016 at 12:59 PM
Anyone knows how to raise those fishes in a pond? I could make a fortune selling them to the Feds.
Posted by: Qaz | July 29, 2016 at 01:00 PM
I think we understand each other very nicely, Sox Fan.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2016 at 01:32 PM
Introducing a carnivorous fish that can grow to be the size of a horse....Didn't they try something like this in Lake Placid?
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 29, 2016 at 07:50 PM
In Related news, Huge, once-hated fish now seen as weapon against Asian carp
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 29, 2016 at 08:12 PM