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July 17, 2016


Teen student EATS a whole tub of Surf washing powder every week

(Thanks to DaninDallas)


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I could see that, but going in the dryer afterward is a pain.

Little surfer, little one, make my gut come all undone...

- & when she pukes = surf's up ?!

Why is she smiling?

Not sure this is what colonic cleansing advocates have in mind.

Her cookbook isn't exactly flying off the shelves.

One sage said:
"Love is like eating Drano - sure, it tastes great, but leaves you so empty inside".

They still make Surf washing powder? You start off with something mild like Surf and before you know it you're into the heavy stuff like 20 Mule Team Borax.
She has a bad case of pica and really needs to see a doctor.

My crazy cousin Wesley once snorted some washing powder. He said his sinuses had never felt more clean and open. Then he went back to snorting powered mothballs. We haven't seen Wesley for quite a while.

But it leaves your insides so fresh smelling and damaged!!!

"Nikki’s boyfriend Andy tries to hide the washing powder and has threatened to leave her unless she stops."

Do you love me, do you surfer girl?

Who knew that Surf was a gateway detergent?

So does this mean she can blow bubbles out her a$$?

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