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Aberdeen man Reported Defecating in Driveway, Fornicating With Garbage Can
(Thanks to John Mayson)
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July 22, 2016
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A LeMay garbage can. Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | July 22, 2016 at 08:17 AM
Wait -- was he the reporter or the reportee?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 22, 2016 at 08:42 AM
Does that really fall under the definition of "fornication"? A vacuum cleaner, sure, or a zucchini, but I think garbage cans are fair game.
Maybe I said too much.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | July 22, 2016 at 08:59 AM
OK, so it was Abergeen WASHINGTON, where's the news.
Posted by: GA-Oz Hybrid | July 22, 2016 at 09:07 AM
People were giving them funny looks after the waiter brought a third bottle of wine to their table before before the incident.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 22, 2016 at 09:11 AM
I'm guessing he's single, so why the big deal, as long as it was a consenting garbage can.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 22, 2016 at 09:17 AM
I know I got some garbage that's well over the age of consent. This guy can have it if he'll promise to make an honest crap-pile out of it.
Posted by: padraig | July 22, 2016 at 09:29 AM
West coast dating. And you can't even say if the can was male, female or otherwise trans-trashy. Crapping on the driveway - all male.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 22, 2016 at 09:51 AM
He obviously never took Health class in high school.
Posted by: LeDud | July 22, 2016 at 12:04 PM
Did he use a bin liner?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 23, 2016 at 07:24 AM