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July 22, 2016

SQUIRREL PORN

judi took this photo. Rest assured that she has been fired.

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First, make sure your squirrel is already de-boned. Boning squirrels is no picnic. Trust me on this.

After you've hit the squirrel in the head with a frying pan, spread it out on a fence rail to cure. Give it an hour or two.

Then get some beer and ice cream, and wait for the squirrel to rise. It will do so slowly. Be ready to hit it with the frying pan again.

Repeat five times. Then your squirrel is ready to bake. But don't do that. Get pizza.

I had no idea judi was a squirrel whisperer.

He looks like a squirrel skin rug. judi, don't tell Dave but, I love the picture.

Right after this, the squirrel wrapped itself around the bird-feeder pole and performed a German cabaret number:

Feed ze birdss
Tuppin' ze bag...

"what happens in the park stays in the park."

The chipmunks told me I could fly like cousin Rocky. Damn chipmunks.

'be vewy vewy qwiet....i is camoufwaged'

A rare ninja squirrel caught in mid-stealth. Nicely captured.

I thought planking was passee.

This is what squirrels do when they're board.

porn, eh Dave - 50 shades of grey squirrel ?

Could have been an earthquake happening.

What? No kilt?

"I'm melting!"

This position is known as Cooling The Cojones. I've tried it. It works.

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