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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2016 at 01:51 PM
"Recalculating insurance premium"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2016 at 01:57 PM
"Repositioning comment"
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2016 at 01:58 PM
I read everything except the words under the picture.
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | July 29, 2016 at 01:59 PM
I've wondered what the Swedish Bikini Team has been up to.
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 29, 2016 at 02:19 PM
"If I had been naked I would have intervened as well," she said.
And the picture would have been even better!
Posted by: woozy | July 29, 2016 at 02:55 PM
I hate to tell you blog guys this but, I believe that woman could kick all of your tails.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2016 at 02:56 PM
@nursecindy - And I would pay for this too.
Posted by: kolo | July 29, 2016 at 03:07 PM
@nursecindy--Being "busted" by that lady cop would be bragging rights for most dudes.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 29, 2016 at 03:16 PM
NEWS FLASH: The crime rate in Swedish park rising rapidly.
In a completely unrelated story - there's a new gang of slow-running thieves just begging to get caught...
Posted by: BevfromNYC | July 29, 2016 at 03:17 PM
Again, NTTAWWT, cindy.
;)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2016 at 03:19 PM
So crime does pay.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 29, 2016 at 03:20 PM
bet she made him see stars
but
did he check out her tats ?
Posted by: ligirl | July 29, 2016 at 03:34 PM
"Officer, I don't have a gun in my pocket..but I'm happy to see you."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | July 29, 2016 at 04:49 PM
I bet the thief and her will get married ala RAISING ARIZONA.
Posted by: LeDud | July 29, 2016 at 04:50 PM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | July 29, 2016 at 04:53 PM
Men!
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2016 at 06:08 PM
You say we blogmen have arrested development, cindy?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 29, 2016 at 07:03 PM
I plead no contest. She can come and take me away.
Please?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 30, 2016 at 12:43 AM
They have nicer uniforms.
Posted by: Clankie | July 30, 2016 at 08:46 AM
Upcoming headline: "CRIME RATE SOARS ON SUNNY DAYS"
Posted by: padraig | July 30, 2016 at 09:08 AM