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SF doctor advises against following Kardashian vagina maintenance tips
(Thanks to funny man)
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July 28, 2016
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I've got a whole case of silicon caulk that I'm willing to donate to Ms. Kardashian to help her 'maintain' her vagina.
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 28, 2016 at 01:26 PM
I saw Khloe Kardashian's Vagina open for...well, everyone.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2016 at 01:41 PM
Bruce Kardashian can use those tips.
Posted by: Kolo | July 28, 2016 at 01:51 PM
Is this related to all that "Keeping Up With...." stuff?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2016 at 02:06 PM
Maintain your Volvo! What? Isn't this about cars?
Posted by: funny man | July 28, 2016 at 02:08 PM
Is this the origin of the expression "high-maintenance 8itch"?
Posted by: pogo | July 28, 2016 at 02:12 PM
I advise just the first six words: "SF doctor advises against following Kardashian."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 28, 2016 at 02:24 PM
hoping to star in yet another spinoff/remake - leave it to beaver: khloe tells all
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2016 at 02:35 PM
- which will lead to yet aNother spinoff, starring her step
father...motherCait : 'he beLieves it's a beaver'Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2016 at 02:40 PM
No one even wants to think about this. No one.
Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2016 at 03:08 PM
"If you are 32 and have a dry vagina, see your doctor and try a silicone-based lube."
Don't forget WD-40. I use it for everything!
Posted by: woozy | July 28, 2016 at 03:30 PM
Well I suppose its better than her giving mental health tips.
Posted by: LeDud | July 28, 2016 at 04:33 PM
Did no one click on the Sloan Kettering Cancer Center link? Now I know what the Marquis day job is. Writing for them.
Posted by: Terry | July 28, 2016 at 04:53 PM
Before posting a comment, I consulted an expert in the field. In this case he recommended the use of a synthetic commercial turbine grease that is long lasting and heat resistant. If Dr. Heffner doesn't know, who would?
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2016 at 05:22 PM
Before applying, be sure to confirm you are a woman by consulting the Democratic National Committee.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2016 at 05:58 PM
Those Kardashian chicks should just use some spray on oven cleaner.
Posted by: Heywood | July 28, 2016 at 09:54 PM
I'm pretty sure Dry Vagina opened for the Sex Pistols.
Posted by: OldPhil | July 28, 2016 at 10:08 PM
It looks like she uses it on her other lips as well.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 29, 2016 at 10:07 AM