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July 21, 2016

MIAMI: OUR WILDLIFE IS NOT LIKE YOUR WILDLIFE

Loose Lemur Attacks Woman Outside Her Home

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Ralph, who thought Loose Lemur wrote Western novels)

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How do you stop a charging lemur?

Better outside than in. Imagine the phone call: "It's coming from inside the house!"

That lemur gets around.

Ralph wins!

and i thought he was a superman villain

Lemurs in Miami? Blame it on primate change.

I saw Loose Lemur open for John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band.

Buddy?

Oh, Ralph...

Burt, you take away his credit card.

Loose lemur sounds like someting nursecindy could give you medicine for.

Loose Lemur, Primate Eye

Chapter 1

I was a long way from Madagascar. But no one in Miami blinked so much as once. There were plenty of furry, ring-tailed rascals pottering around, after all. Usually they kept to themselves, but sometimes you'd see them around, asking for spare change.

I'd missed the bus to Cleveland, and now it was too late. .....

Loose Lemur wrote "The Quick and the Underfed" and "How the Pest Was Punned."

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