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July 30, 2016


A Florida woman was arrested on Thursday after police said she arrived at the police station under the influence of meth and asked for help with the “dead bodies” under her truck.

(Thanks to John Mayson)


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Tonight on the Sci Fi channel, “she was running from dead bodies under her truck,” will they come back alive to romance Karla Jenkins unknowing of her addiction skeletons, all of whom have additional small amounts of meth and two bottles of vodka available to feed her Monkey. Tune in and see if any three of her X's, all of whom are missing an arm, hold the key to the mystery and hopefully the truck. M-o-n-k-e-y all you zombies out there. Snake week all next week.

In the good ol' days the police would make house calls for that.

Sci Fi channel commercial break.

Hillary, The woman who condemns the 1% has a net worth of $125+ million. I am Bernie Sanders, the socialist who believes the Federal gov't should own all major industry and generally all economic and social systems characterized by social ownership and democratic control of the means of production; as well as the political ideologies, theories, and movements that aim at their establishment, and I approve this ad. I'm Hillary and I want to unify and fight. I will fight you if you too you idiot, Debbie Wasserman Schultz if you don't unify right now.

Later tonight, Communism - you don't want to know.

Manual tomato - shut up!

Wait I'm me!

What was Chelsea doing in Florida?

Hanging chads?

"Police said she admitted to doing “a little meth” with officers finding two open bottles of vodka with one empty and the other mostly full."

Kind of surprised the police would admit doing meth with her.

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