HOW HOT IS IT?
It's so hot in New York that manure is bursting into flames
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
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July 28, 2016
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The responding officer learned that the owners of a horse stable had been storing the manure in large piles that frequently spontaneously combusted in the excessive heat and dry conditions. Officials say a shift in the prevailing winds carried the odor of burning manure into the neighbors' windows.
H-e-r-e's a novel idea: Stop storing manure!
Posted by: MOTW | July 28, 2016 at 01:36 PM
Ralph! Th' sh1t's afire again!
Posted by: Alice Kramden | July 28, 2016 at 01:37 PM
"It took three local fire departments two hours to douse the burning manure."
That requires digging into it. What did they use for a Throop poop scoop?
Will someone create an app for that?
Posted by: Ralph | July 28, 2016 at 01:42 PM
Some people think they're hot sh!t.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2016 at 01:49 PM
Do these people know about the poop-scooping people?
Posted by: pogo | July 28, 2016 at 02:04 PM
I misread the headline initially. I thought it said New York explodes into burning manure. And I wasn't that surprised.
Posted by: funny man | July 28, 2016 at 02:13 PM
pretty sure our *biggest* steaming heaps are gonna be in philly tonight
jes sayin
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2016 at 02:44 PM
@MOTW Another novel idea: Neighbors, CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS when you have the AC going!
Posted by: ChrisinVA | July 28, 2016 at 02:51 PM
"I'll take Target-Rich Environments for $500, Alex."
Posted by: Chuck | July 28, 2016 at 03:04 PM
So the whole city now smells like N.J. ?
Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2016 at 03:12 PM
Johnny Carson was going to use this line in a monologue, but Fred deCordova axed it.
*Looks around for geezer bus*
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 28, 2016 at 04:03 PM
and isn't it about *damn* time we start recognizing all the womanure being spread ?
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2016 at 04:17 PM
talk about yer "hunk-a hunk-a burnin'... OH $H!T!"
Posted by: klezmerphan | July 28, 2016 at 04:39 PM
Ed (very accurate) Ames set up that nixing by Freddy DeCordova.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2016 at 06:09 PM
Nixings the One, MTB!
I hate manure!
She was only the farmer's daughter, but all the horse manure.
(Geezer bus fuel tank is full!)
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2016 at 10:26 PM
A *three* alarm fire of burning horse poop... That happens "frequently"? Gotta love these neighbours...
Posted by: Magdalene | July 29, 2016 at 12:10 AM