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5 Body Parts You Can Legally Sell
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July 30, 2016
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I've got a friend who used to sell plasma regularly.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2016 at 10:34 AM
@Jeff - at BestBuy?
Posted by: kolo | July 30, 2016 at 10:45 AM
I'm sure for most of us there are body parts that we couldn't give away...
Posted by: Capisce | July 30, 2016 at 11:15 AM
Costs an arm and a leg for some stuff, so why not the other way around for other things?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 30, 2016 at 11:38 AM
Rentals of various parts are popular, however.
It's called "modeling."
What did you think I was talking about?
Posted by: Ralph | July 30, 2016 at 11:43 AM
Your own?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 30, 2016 at 01:10 PM
I wonder if you could somehow apply the Hugh Hefner "loophole". This may become known as the 'sale and haunt' clause.
Posted by: funny man | July 30, 2016 at 01:27 PM
I'm reminded of the late Abe Vigoda's wonderful line in Barney Miller:
"I'm leaving my body to medical science."
Beat.
"If they'll take it."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 30, 2016 at 04:17 PM
I am not selling. I am really attached to my body parts.
Posted by: Kolo | July 30, 2016 at 06:04 PM
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Posted by: Phil McAvity | August 01, 2016 at 03:02 AM