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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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1. Do we not have any Constitutional rights left?
2. As a Floridan, he is issued a machete at birth, so that shouldn't be an issue.
3. there is no 3
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 31, 2016 at 11:50 AM
Who you gonna call? Dopes busted!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 31, 2016 at 12:03 PM
"Molly"? As in Ringwald?
Posted by: funny man | July 31, 2016 at 02:55 PM
Hard to believe that drugs were involved...just shocking.
Posted by: K | July 31, 2016 at 03:02 PM
They don't stand a ghost of a chance at getting off.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 31, 2016 at 03:07 PM