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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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The real question is whether motorists would understand it were it spelled correctly.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 26, 2016 at 12:45 PM
Wrong I don't see anything with it. Hmmm, yes!
Posted by: Yoad | July 26, 2016 at 01:01 PM
Someone should be fiend.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2016 at 01:08 PM
Schols teach u 2 spel gud?
Yesterday, I passed by a new restaurant in town.
The sign out front said "Taco's".
In third grade, I was taught that an apostrophe may only be used as a contraction (i.e. it's for "It is") or as a possessive (i.e. "Dave's new book")
What, exactly, can a taco own?
Lettuce see?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 26, 2016 at 01:21 PM
Four years ago I couldn't spell graduate, now I are one.
Posted by: Sturiale | July 26, 2016 at 01:30 PM
2007
2009
2011.
This has ben yur Florida educatoin riport.
Posted by: Ralph | July 26, 2016 at 01:39 PM
Ralph, that leads me to believe it is the contractor, then. \(^.^)/
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2016 at 01:44 PM
someone should be fried
Posted by: ligirl | July 26, 2016 at 02:00 PM
Someone ought to get the acks.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2016 at 02:21 PM
Someone should get a kink slip.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | July 26, 2016 at 02:30 PM
someones gonna get scoholded REEL bad
Posted by: ligirl | July 26, 2016 at 02:38 PM
probly done by some esscoholic
Posted by: ligirl | July 26, 2016 at 02:39 PM
Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a scoholcialist.
Posted by: Bones | July 26, 2016 at 05:21 PM
^5 to ligirl and MtBlue
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2016 at 05:25 PM
Because " Scohol days, scohol days... Dear old gloned rule days " sounds so much better when you sing it.
Posted by: Clankie | July 26, 2016 at 08:20 PM
Hey I kinda like it! Rhymes with "alcohol".
Posted by: funny man | July 26, 2016 at 10:39 PM
QUATILY MATTERS
Posted by: Chuck | July 27, 2016 at 09:05 AM