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July 15, 2016

BRILLIANT, DUDE

Police say man used brain preserving fluid to soak marijuana

(Thanks to RussellMc)

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wow
'abbey normal' indeed . . .

this is your brain - this is your brain : on pot

Better than using marijuana-preserving fluid to soak his brain, I suppose.

He's obviously not using it for himself, so why waste it?

He missed out on that transplant. At least grass will still be fresh when he gets out.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr, I presume?

I had a patient many years ago that told me he smoked embalming fluid. Unable to get my head around that I asked him "how do you smoke a fluid?" He would soak joints in it, let the joints dry out and smoke them.

I never saw him again. I suspect that he took I-95 south to FL in order to be with his peeps.

Freddy was definitely the only brain in this case.

What freaks me out is that their is an "Brain Preserving Fluid". But this does explain so much about our political system.

"Yabba Dabba ,,,uh what, dude?"

Two brains are better than one, he reasoned, but of course, he was still a brain short (even with Freddy).

I have friends who call this foreplay.

One of my friends once said he'd done that, except not with a brain in a jar. We called him White Zombie for a month or two.

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