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It's twue, it's twue!
Posted by: Lili Von Schtupp | July 29, 2016 at 09:25 AM
A very large "black duck," if that's what we're calling it now.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 29, 2016 at 09:34 AM
Or maybe she just misspelled it as "duck"?
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2016 at 09:35 AM
we're gonna need *much bigger* duck lips
Posted by: ligirl | July 29, 2016 at 09:50 AM
If it walks like a duck...
Oh, wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Ralph | July 29, 2016 at 09:50 AM
She was just trying to get her ducks in a rohmyGOD!!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2016 at 09:58 AM
Snork at Lili!
And owies!
Posted by: ubetcha | July 29, 2016 at 10:01 AM
It's the other kind of wildlife.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 29, 2016 at 10:03 AM
Miracle Grow, the secret of lawn sex toys!
Posted by: funny man | July 29, 2016 at 11:36 AM
And as everyone knows, Australia is entirely peopled with ...
Posted by: ChrisinVA | July 29, 2016 at 11:40 AM
'what happens down under . . .'
Posted by: ligirl | July 29, 2016 at 11:50 AM
I'm pretty sure that Black Duck opened for Gov't Mule back in the early 80's.
At least I think they were on the bill!
It was a show you could really get down with.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 29, 2016 at 12:58 PM
Federal Black Duck Stamp?
Posted by: Doug B | July 29, 2016 at 03:55 PM
@PirateBoy-
Sorry- Govt' Mule didn't form until 1994.
Warren say's nice try.
Posted by: Doug B | July 29, 2016 at 03:57 PM
It said "poking". heh heh.
Posted by: OldPhil | July 29, 2016 at 04:30 PM
Look out - DUCK!!
Posted by: Android© | July 29, 2016 at 04:52 PM
Darkwing Duck must be getting old and forgetful. Sad.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 29, 2016 at 07:55 PM