APPARENTLY SOME SCIENTISTS ARE WRONG
Apparently some scientists think cockroach milk crystals could be a superfood of the future.
(Thanks to W. Von Papineau and R. Cink)
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Not clicking that link. I'm eating lunch here.
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2016 at 01:03 PM
I saw cockroach milk crystals open for Wal-Mart...
Posted by: Unclear on the Concept | July 26, 2016 at 01:06 PM
How do you milk a cockroach?
On second thought, never mind.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 26, 2016 at 01:14 PM
Got eye bleach?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2016 at 01:18 PM
Don't run the time approaches
Hotels and midnight coaches
Be sure to milk the roaches.
Posted by: Ralph | July 26, 2016 at 01:41 PM
@ubetcha. First, you would need a really low milking stool.....
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 26, 2016 at 02:02 PM
@ubetcha. ..., a very tiny pail, and hands like Donald Trump.
Posted by: pogo | July 26, 2016 at 03:12 PM
Can you imagine Tommy Chongs terrible disappointment when he visits the Happy Vally Roach Ranch and finds out what they are really selling?
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 26, 2016 at 03:41 PM
put me down as lacto
boobcockroachaphobicPosted by: ligirl | July 26, 2016 at 04:19 PM
The idea that my butter
May come from the udder
Of a cockroach makes me shudder
Posted by: Peter M | July 26, 2016 at 05:28 PM
Some Scientists: Think again. Thank you.
Posted by: FredKey | July 26, 2016 at 05:58 PM
With enough research, one can prove anything.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 26, 2016 at 06:09 PM
wanderer2575,
If one tortures the data long enough, it will confess.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 26, 2016 at 06:19 PM
Kudos to Spiny Norman for a simple explanation of how the universe actually operates. Few people who know this are allowed to turn their own lights off at night.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 26, 2016 at 06:56 PM
Wow ! How many years has it been since I last thought of cockroach milk crystals ?
Posted by: Clankie | July 26, 2016 at 08:18 PM
Mikey tells me he will have to get back to us about this one.
*presents Frequent Geezer punchcard*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2016 at 09:09 PM
Roach clip? Nah, that block looked legal!
Posted by: PirateBoy, the Giants fan | July 26, 2016 at 10:54 PM