APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Parents are naming their children after Pokemon characters
(Thanks to funny man)
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July 28, 2016
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Noting a sidebar article on PokemonGo sex toys, I think it would be a very cruel or stupid parent to name a child "Bulby" or "Squirter". In fact any Pokemon name might open the parents to lawsuits when the child comes of age.
Posted by: funny man | July 28, 2016 at 02:02 PM
Charmander Bulbasaur Wartortle Shroomish Oshawott, do your homework RIGHT NOW!
Posted by: Ralph | July 28, 2016 at 02:11 PM
It's better than naming your kid "Angry Bird Jones".
Posted by: pogo | July 28, 2016 at 02:25 PM
Children with such names ought to have the right to legally rename their parents.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2016 at 02:26 PM
Not any worse than Dweezil or North. Not that that's saying much.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 28, 2016 at 02:30 PM
Look for a tragic spike in the murder rate in 15 years.
Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2016 at 03:02 PM
Ah, lighten up.
Posted by: Snorlax | July 28, 2016 at 03:49 PM
Magikarp happens to be an old family name.
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | July 28, 2016 at 07:13 PM
This sounds like something straight out of Mel Brooks' Geezer-riffic (?) Young Frankenstein:
"Henry, thank you for taking my daughter to the prom this evening. Squirtie, are you ready for a night that you'll never forget?"
"She's going to be very popular, sir!"
"Henry, I'm afraid I didn't catch your last name, son."
"It's Schvahnstucka, sir."
"Squirtie, a moment, please?"
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 29, 2016 at 12:22 AM