AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
Great Yorkshire Show ban following cow tampering
(Thanks to Steve Thompson, who says "I just want to note that Nigel Pulling is the chief executive of the Yorkshire Agricultural Society. Also: Udder Gate.")
I saw Enhanced Udders open for Bananarama,
Tasty show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 16, 2016 at 11:25 AM
"Daddy, why does the milk taste like silicone?"
Posted by: Steve | July 16, 2016 at 11:40 AM
"Yorkshires"? Is that what they're calling them now?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 16, 2016 at 12:24 PM
"Keep your hands off my teats, pervert!"
Posted by: funny man channeling Elsie | July 16, 2016 at 12:51 PM
Is tipping permitted?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 16, 2016 at 01:42 PM
If it's not one thing, it's an udder.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 16, 2016 at 02:37 PM
Peace, love, and udders, standing.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 16, 2016 at 03:07 PM
I saw some "enhanced udders" at an exotic club once- but it seemed like a good thing to me
Posted by: Gandalf | July 16, 2016 at 05:33 PM
Some people can't escape bad mammaries.
Posted by: Ralph | July 16, 2016 at 07:10 PM
Known methods of improving the appearance of cattle for the judges involve pumping up udders with liquid or gas, sealing teats or painting them.
I wondered where exploding cows came from. Now I know.
I never heard of painted cows before today, unless you count the Kardsians.
Posted by: funny man | July 16, 2016 at 08:13 PM
"Udder Gate"???
Posted by: Trent | July 16, 2016 at 10:49 PM